This is how I heard YOUR day was going!!!

First you had trouble getting out of bed


You had a stiff neck


You washed your hair and couldn't do a thing with it


Your new diet really doesn't seem to be working out


You pulled a muscle when you tried to exercise


The boss chewed you out at work


Then the lunch you had didn't seem to agree with you


You feel trapped


Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime


On top of that you think you're coming down with the flu


And finally, you're alone in the house
at night when you think you hear a
noise in the basement.



MAYBE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!

Thought for the Day:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
Just pee on it and walk away.


(Posted on FB Friday, August 28, 2009 at 6:19pm)

Words from Francine...

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember...



1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written
An impressive new book. It's called ...........
'Ministers Do More Than Lay People'

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink
And be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and
Your boss, the Pope only expects you
To kiss his ring.



4. My mind works like lightning, One brilliant
Flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to
Your door is if you're in the bathroom.



6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once.
The seat folded up, the drink spilled and
That ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes
Now, of course, there's
shipping and handling, too.



8. A husband is someone who, after taking
the trash out, gives the impression that
he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just
Vending machines and a large trash can.


10. A blonde said, 'I was worried that my
Mechanic might try to rip me off.
I was relieved when he told me all
I needed was turn signal fluid.'

11. Definition of a teenager?
God's punishment...for enjoying sex.

12. As you slide down the banister of life, may
The splinters never point the wrong way.

Have a GREAT Day!!!!

(Posted on FB Tuesday, September 22, 2009 at 8:09pm)

Don't take life so seriously!

DANCE



KISS A LOT!



RELAX IN NATURE



HAVE FUN & BE HAPPY!!!



Today is International Disturbed People's Day



Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...
just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special
bus or occasionally pee on yourself...
You hang in there sunshine, you're special!

Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, and
never regret anything that made you smile...

L♥ve

(Posted on FB Friday, October 16, 2009 at 9:06am)