One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in "Slim Fast". Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
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The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the **** is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!"
(Posted on FB Monday, October 19, 2009 at 1:47pm)
