Sunday, April 18, 2010
Anger Management
Sometimes when you are angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem.
Stress Test
Read the full description before looking at the picture.
The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a vacation.
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The price of Gas versus Printer Ink
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are compared with Gasoline......
Think a gallon of gas is expensive???
▫ Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon
▫ Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon
▫ Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon
▫ Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .... $10.00 per gallon
▫ Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 per gallon
▫ Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon
▫ Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon
▫ Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . $25.42 per gallon
▫ Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER...
▫ Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive).
Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?
So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at...............(you won't believe it.....but it is true........) $5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)
So, the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...
(Posted on FB Saturday, April 17, 2010 at 10:51pm)
Think a gallon of gas is expensive???
▫ Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon
▫ Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon
▫ Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon
▫ Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .... $10.00 per gallon
▫ Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 per gallon
▫ Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon
▫ Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon
▫ Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . $25.42 per gallon
▫ Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon
And this is the REAL KICKER...
▫ Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive).
Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?
So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at...............(you won't believe it.....but it is true........) $5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)
So, the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...
(Posted on FB Saturday, April 17, 2010 at 10:51pm)
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walks into a pet smart shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle
bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
(Posted on FB Saturday, April 17, 2010 at 5:37pm)
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