The price of Gas versus Printer Ink

All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are compared with Gasoline......


Think a gallon of gas is expensive???

▫ Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon

▫ Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon

▫ Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon

▫ Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .... $10.00 per gallon

▫ Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 per gallon

▫ Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon

▫ Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon

▫ Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........ . $25.42 per gallon

▫ Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...

▫ Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive).

Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?

So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at...............(you won't believe it.....but it is true........) $5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)

So, the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!


Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...


(Posted on FB Saturday, April 17, 2010 at 10:51pm)

Cute (but stupid) joke Ad-vert-tis-ment

A lady was
driving down
the road and
ran out of gas.
Just at that moment,
a bee flew in her window.
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The bee said,
'What seems to
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'I'm out of gas,'
the lady replied.
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The bee told
the lady to wait
right there and
flew away.
Minutes later,
the lady watched
as an entire
swarm of bees
flew to her car
and into her
gas tank. After
a few minutes,
the bees flew out.
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'Try it now,'
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The lady turned
the ignition key
and the car
started right up.
'Wow!' the lady
exclaimed,
'what did you
put in my gas tank'?
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(Posted on FB Friday, September 25, 2009 at 6:42pm)