TEST YOUR SMARTS!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


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Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in and close the door.


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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


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Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in and close the door?


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Wrong !!!

...Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. keep scrolling down

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?


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The Elephant. (You just stuffed him into the refrigerator! Remember?)


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4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?


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You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

Many preschoolers got several answers correct. Most adults got them all wrong.

If you got them ALL correct, you are as smart as a preschooler.
If you got #1 wrong, you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
If you got #2 wrong, you didn't think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
If you got #3 wrong, your memory isn't very good anymore.
If you got #4 wrong, You don't listen very well, do you?
If you got them ALL wrong, you need to work on your thinking skills, don't ya think?

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(Posted on FB Thursday, October 29, 2009 at 10:15am)

KIDS IN CHURCH

Kids say the darnedest things!

3-year-old Reese : "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."

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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am."

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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "The preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys."

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One particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."


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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait."

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"

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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"


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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"


(Posted on FB Thursday, February 18, 2010 at 5:34pm)