Christmas Funnies

The Greatest Christmas Decoration Ever!

Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down. (scroll all the way down)

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.




A Christmas Jeer (from Reader's Digest) ~Hazel Huszar

At day care, my grandson Mitchell and other children drew names for a gift exchange. When he got home, he asked his mother to read him the piece of paper. "It says that you got Christopher's name for Christmas," she said.

Mitchell looked uneasy. "Will everyone call me Christopher from now on?"




(Posted on FB Tuesday, November 10, 2009 at 1:36pm & Thursday, December 10, 2009 at 11:54am)