Sunday, March 28, 2010

More than five thousand years ago...

More than five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago , Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Now Obama is going to steal your shovel, kick your asses, raise the price of camels, and mortgage the promised land.




(Posted on FB Wednesday, August 12, 2009 at 5:08pm)

FB Comments:
Stephen: and where did animal husbandry get us?

JillByrne ˚͜˚ SmartypantsMurphy: Are you talking about "animal husbandry" as defined as "The branch of agriculture concerned with the care and breeding of domestic animals such as cattle, hogs, sheep, and horses."?

Stephen: no...what is usually considered the animal definition of buggery :)

JillByrne ˚͜˚ SmartypantsMurphy: The Bible does not advertise beastiality. The Bible forbids bestiality. It is mankind who invented it! Here's what the Bible says about it:
Leviticus 18:23, NIV. "Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion."

Stephen: ok JBM...I was just having some fun with the word 'mount'..))

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