In an attempt to cheer myself up...

A policeman is walking through the city in London when he sees a yuppie open the door of his car, just as a bus drives past, smashing the door off the city gent's brand new porsche.

The yuppie is totally incensed and runs up to the policeman...

"Just look at what that idiot bus driver did...my brand new Porsche is ruined..and it cost me all of my yearly bonus !!!"

The policeman is amazed at the yuppie close call.... "i don't know...all you care about is money...look at your arm...the bus ripped that off too !!!"

"Jesus", says the flabbergasted yuppie. "my Rolex....."

**************************














**************************
Funny signs found in Great Britain, but could really be found pretty much anywhere...

• IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

• IN OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

• ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)

• OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

• IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

• SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car. (My favorite!)

• NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

• ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)

• SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

**************************




(Posted on FB Sunday, September 27, 2009 at 2:55pm)