How Does a Dog Change a Lightbulb?

Golden Retriever...
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb???

Border Collie...
Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund...
I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle...
I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler...
Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu...
Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...

Labrador Retriever (Lab)...
Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?? (see also old English sheepdog)

Malamute...
Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel...
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher...
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff...
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua...
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound...
Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer...
I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound...
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd...
Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog...
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?


(Posted on FB Monday, April 20, 2009 at 8:31am)