♦ All I do is follow you around, picking up after you like some maid.
♦ Am I talking to a brick wall?
♦ Are you deaf or something?
♦ Are you lying to me?
♦ As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say.
♦ Beds are NOT made for jumping on.
♦ Call me when you get there, just so I know you're okay.
♦ Close the door! You don't live in a barn.
♦ Did you brush your teeth?
♦ Did you comb your hair?
♦ Do as I say, not as I do.
♦ Do you think I'm made of money?
♦ Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
♦ Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
♦ Don't eat that, you'll get worms!
♦ Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold.
♦ Don't make me get up!
♦ Don't pick that scab, it'll get infected.
♦ Don't pick your nose in public.
♦ Don't run in the house.
♦ Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes.
♦ Don't talk with your mouth full!
♦ Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
♦ Eat your vegetables, they're good for you.
♦ Enough is enough!
♦ Go play outside! It's a beautiful day!
♦ Going to a party? Leave a phone number in case I need to call.
♦ Going to a party? Who's going to be there?
♦ Going to a party? Will the parents be home?
♦ How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tasted it?
♦ I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out!
♦ I can't believe you can sleep in this filth!
♦ I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!"
♦ I don't care what "everyone" is doing. I care what YOU are doing!
♦ I don't have to explain myself. I said no.
♦ I hope someday you have children just like you.
♦ I just want what's best for you.
♦ I will always love you - no matter what.
♦ If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears (eyebrows, tongue, etc.) He would have put them there!
♦ If it were a snake, it would have bitten you.
♦ If wishes were horses...
♦ If you could stay out last night, you can get up this morning.
♦ If you don't do it NOW, then when are you going to do it?
♦ If you stick your tongue out again it will fall off.
♦ If you're too sick to go to school, you're too sick to play outside.
♦ I'm doing this for your own good.
♦ I'm going to skin you alive!
♦ I'm not going to ask you again.
♦ I'm not your cleaning lady!
♦ I'm not your waitress!
♦ Isn't it past your bedtime?
♦ It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't trust everyone else.
♦ Life isn't fair.
♦ Look at me when I'm talking to you.
♦ Money does NOT grow on trees.
♦ No child of MINE would do something like that.
♦ Nobody asked you.
♦ Over my dead body!
♦ Pick that up before somebody trips on it and breaks their neck!
♦ Pick up your feet.
♦ Put that down! You don't know where it's been!
♦ Say that again and I'll wash your mouth out with soap.
♦ Shut the door! I'm not heating (air conditioning) the entire neighborhood!
♦ Shut your mouth and eat.
♦ So it's raining? You're not sugar -- you won't melt.
♦ So what if Bob's mom let him do it? If Bob's mom let him jump off the Empire State Building, would you want me to let you do it too?
♦ Someone is going to end up crying.
♦ There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes!
♦ This hurts me more than it hurts you.
♦ Turn that racket (music) down!
♦ Watch your mouth!
♦ Well, I haven't figured out how to cook "cold" yet.
♦ Well, people in Hell want ice water too!
♦ What did I say the FIRST time?
♦ What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
♦ What part of NO don't you understand?
♦ When I was a little girl...
♦ When I was young we had respect for our elders, now look at the world!
♦ When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles through the snow, uphill, by myself, to go to school.
♦ When will you be back?
♦ When you have your own house then you can make the rules!
♦ Where do YOU think you're going?
♦ Who died and left you boss?
♦ Who do you think you're talking to?
♦ Who taught you THAT? You didn't learn that in this house!
♦ Wipe your feet!
♦ You can't find it? Well, I can't find it for you - I didn't wear it!
♦ You can't find it? Well, I can't find it for you - I'm not the maid!
♦ You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem.
♦ You can't find it? Well, where did you leave it last?
♦ You can't start the day on an empty stomach.
♦ You don't always get what you want. It's a hard lesson, but you might as well learn it now.
♦ You have an answer for everything, don't you?
♦ You kids are trying to drive me crazy!
♦ You must think rules are made to be broken.
♦ You won't be happy until you break that, will you?
♦ You'll understand when you're older.
♦ A little soap & water never killed anybody.
♦ Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident.
♦ Answer me when I ask you a question!
♦ Are you going out dressed like that?
♦ Are your hands broken? Pick it up yourself! I'm not your maid!
♦ Be good.
♦ Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.
♦ Clean up after yourself!
♦ Cupcakes are NOT a breakfast food!
♦ Did you clean your room?
♦ Did you flush?
♦ Do you live to annoy me?
♦ Do you think this is a hotel? You can't just come here only to sleep.
♦ Don't ask me WHY. The answer is NO.
♦ Don't cross your eyes or they'll freeze that way.
♦ Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again!
♦ Don't make me come in there!
♦ Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been.
♦ Don't run with a lollipop in your mouth.
♦ Don't stay up too late!
♦ Don't use that tone with me!
♦ Don't you have anything better to do?
♦ Go ask your father.
♦ Go to your room and think about what you did!
♦ How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes!
♦ How many times do I have to tell you?
♦ I can always tell when you're lying.
♦ I can't believe you did that!
♦ I don't buy snacks to feed the neighborhood!
♦ I don't care who started it, I said stop!
♦ I don't care who started it, YOU stop it!
♦ I don't know is NOT an answer.
♦ I hope you don't kiss me with that mouth!
♦ I said CLOSE the door, I did not say SLAM it.
♦ I would have never talked to MY mother like that!
♦ If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...
♦ If I want your opinion I'll ask for it!
♦ If I've told you once ... I've told you a thousand times.
♦ If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
♦ If you don't clean your plate, you won't get any dessert.
♦ If you don't stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about!
♦ If you're too full to finish your dinner, you're too full for dessert.
♦ I'll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.
♦ I'm going to give you until the count of three...
♦ I'm not always going to be around to do these things for you.
♦ I'm not running a taxi service.
♦ I'm not your maid!
♦ Is your homework finished?
♦ It's no use crying over spilt milk.
♦ I've had it up to here with you.
♦ Leave your sister (brother) alone!
♦ Little pitchers have big ears.
♦ Look at this room! It looks like a pigsty!
♦ Never try on anyone else's glasses or you'll go blind.
♦ No, I don't know where your socks are, its not my day to watch them!
♦ Now, come back downstairs and go back up WITHOUT stomping your feet!
♦ Now, say you're sorry...and MEAN it!
♦ Running away? Don't let the door hit you in the rear.
♦ Running away? I'll help you pack.
♦ Running away? Is that a threat or a promise?
♦ Some day you will thank me for this. SMACK!!!
♦ Someday your face will freeze like that
♦ The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
♦ Think of those poor starving children in India... (or China, or Africa.)
♦ Turn off that light. Do you think we own the electric company?
♦ Watch your language!
♦ Well, people in Hades want ice water, but do you see me with a PITCHER?
♦ Were you born in a barn? Close the door -- and DON'T slam it!
♦ What do you think, money grows on trees?
♦ What kind of a grade is that? You could do much better!
♦ When did your last slave die?
♦ When I was your age...
♦ When you have kids of your own you'll understand.
♦ Where are you going?
♦ Who are you going with? Do I know them?
♦ Who do you think you are?
♦ Who said life was going to be easy?
♦ Why? Because I SAID so, that's why!
♦ You are getting on my last nerve.
♦ You can go out to play...after you brush your teeth and comb your hair.
♦ You can go out to play...after you pick up your room.
♦ You can go out to play...after you've done your homework.
♦ You can't judge a book by its cover.
♦ You could grow potatoes in those ears!
♦ You could have called.
♦ You had better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you.
♦ You just ate an hour ago!
♦ You made your bed, now lie in it.
♦ You should have that phone surgically implanted in your ear.
♦ You WILL eat it, and you WILL like it!
♦ You'd forget your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders!
♦ You will ALWAYS be my baby.
♦ You're going to put your eye out with that thing!
♦ Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!
♦ You're the oldest. You should know better.
(Posted on FB Monday, February 16, 2009 at 2:31pm)
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